Fast, Furious...and Theron?

Ooh, child. I luh this bit o’ potential casting news.

They want the villain in Fast and Furious 8 to be a woman – and they want that woman to be Charlize Theron.

Which has me kinda like, Yeah!, and sorta like, Don’t. Because Furiosa.

But, I mean, La Theron would – and slay with me he’ – bring it to the franchise.

Fully on.

F. Gary Gray, who directed The Italian Job, is set to helm, so figure that one out. Haha.

Oh yeah. Fast and Furious 8 is totally a thing. And so are the ninth and the 10th blockbuster that suddenly auteur Vin Diesel wants to make to complete the bestest series in film ever.

A tenthlogy? A decalogy. What?

So confused right now.

Photo: Variety.com.